new high school musical conspiracy theory: troy bolton is hallucinating it all the whole time and none of the singing is real and none of his friends are real and he’s actually a lonely blade of grass in a park somewhere
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
trying to be good all the time is exhausting sometimes i just wanna say what the hell and amanda bynes it
johnlock shippers who think that if john gets married it will ruin the show
its called canon everybody, remember? it was based off actual books that were written hundreds of years ago. its not some elaborate and excellently written fanfiction.
THANK
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
(Source: foodstain)
Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.
“Oh godDAMNIT, MARIUS”
“What? It looks nicer that way!”
“It’s not supposed to look NICE, idiot, it’s supposed to send a MESSAGE”
“it IS sending a message, Enjolras! A message that I am in LOVE!”
“i hate you so much.”
- The name of the Doctor
- What happened in Budapest
- How Sherlock survived
- Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from
I got a couple of cool ones
Then I got a not so cool one.
idea for classroom icebreaker: let wild squirrel loose
pretty sure Gilderoy Lockhart tried that with Cornish Pixies.
And the three kids left standing went on to defeat the Dark Lord. Successful bonding method? I think so.









